im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty
My morning routine is literally this:
THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE?! Oh my alarm. Where the coffee at? Cig time. SMOKE IN EYE SMOKE IN EYE! Where the fuck is my hair brush? WHERE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES? This will have to do. Slap make up. Oh that’s cool I wanted eyeliner all over my face. Meh. As good as it’s going to get. *leaves for work*
You should treat your girlfriend like a princess and her throne should be your face.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I think if thousands of people send letters to the Disney company it will happen. or at least get thought about which is good